Dear Ewan,

I am still feeling a bit shitty. My “stuff” all words – except for the mad cow thing. So if you don’t mind I’m going to make other “stuff”. I tried to buy some Sea island Cotton to make you a genuine Bajan Starman costume. Just one teeny problem: we don’t sell it here. If you want the best cotton you would have to re-import it from Switzerland because that is where we have sent it to be processed. Always bottom of the food chain.


IP