Dear Ewan,

“A wigwam to wind up the moon”. If you say this to a West Indian (especially a Trini) they may hear “wine up” the moon which got me thinking about the utility of the wigwam. Starman should ditch the wigwam and get someone to “wine up” or “wuk up” de moon fuh he!! Of course he could do de wining heself!

We must consult a wukologist. I’ll check the Yellow Pages and the classifieds in The Nation.

IP